Hey, Im Ricky, i am in college studyin HND advertising and public relations aka marketing basicly. I love my football especially CELTIC!!! like 2 spk and meet new ppl. so peace out!
Merci Zizou
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Ricky Chan says:
"WOOOO away to napa inite min, see yous in a week!" (5 day ago) me too!
mostly rock music- Feeder, Finley Quaye, Sum41, Limp Bizkit, Razorlight, Fratellis, Ash, Jack Johnson, Lostprophets, Queens of the Stone age, The All-American Rejects, Hundred Reasons, Linkin Park, Embrace, Straylight Run, Franz Ferdinand, Kaiser Chiefs, Snow Patrol, Doves, The Kooks, Audioslave, The Strokes, Jimmy Eat World, The Killers, Athlete, Keane, Foo Fighters, Kasabian, Eminem(only his old stuff), Creed, jin
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Football-CELTIC!!!! boxing only watchin it tho i dont want 2 kill any1 u see
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A man is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch, it doesn't have any feet or legs, he exclaimed, "Bloody hell, I wonder what happened to this poor little bugger?" The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot." "Wow," the man replies. "you actually understood, and answered me!" "I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent thoroughly educated bird." The man asks, "Then answer this - how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?"
"Well," the parrot says, "I wrap my willy around this wooden bar like a little hook, you can't see my todger because my feathers hide it" "Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand what I am saying to you can't you"
"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic, - politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy, I'm especially good at ornithology, you really ought to buy me, I'd be a great companion."
The guy looks at the £250 price tag. "sorry, but I just can't afford that."
"Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet, you can probably get me for £100 just make the shop keeper an offer!"
So the man offers £100 and walks out of the shop with the parrot.
Weeks go by, and the parrot is sensational, has a great sense of humour, he's interesting, and is a great pal, he understands everything, the new owner is over the moon.
One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes, "Psssssssssssst," and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman."
"What are you talking about?" asks the guy
"When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nightie.
"WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened"
"Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie and began petting her all over," reported the parrot."WHAT!" the man exclaimed, and she let him?"
"Yes, then he removed her nightie, got down on his knees and began to kiss her all over....
The frantic man demands, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
Brian came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.
When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe.
"Who the hell are you?" demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?"
The mysterious Man answered, "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter".
Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send me back straight away".
St Peter replied, "Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch". "We can only send you back as a dog or a hen."
Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground.
"This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him. The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, "So you're the new hen, how are you enjoying your first day here?"
It's not so bad" replies Brian, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode". "You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before".
"Never" replies Brian.
"Well just relax and let it happen" And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time.
When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him...ever!!!
The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting "Brian, wake up you drunken b*stard, you're sh*tting in bed again!"
Have a good one tonight and it turns out that I'm heading out so if I see ya I will buy you that drink or two...that is if you aint smashed already or I could shout you a £5 bet at the casino hehe.
Stuart Macleod
Sory mate I feel I've let my fan base down. I was still quite tired from my run in with Nadal at Queens. Next year....
1 week ago
Ross Mackay
na mate i am working all weekend! cool how long u away to ayia napa for?
baxter=the king. jack stuart snr announced tonight he was stepping down... many thought he would give it to his son jack stuart jnr but michael baxter has always been more of a son to snr..he was round the other morning fixing all the lights in the stuart house..
today 26/6/08 michael baxter was announced king of the hill
RICKY CHAN would u like to become king of portlethen?
1 week ago
Dominic Da Costa
Ricky Chan! i miss u. givs a shout bck once u return from napa!
Fuck the Queen! Smoke the green
1 week ago
Jordan Leckie Thats jordan on holidays now hahaha here we go got some cd's to take away wit us but you got a portable cd player you could take? x
Rene Dupree
my participation has been placed in doubt by an ankle injury. will find out the extend of the damage in the morning then will be able to give a proper prognosis.
i think its defo a plan to go around wi the 18 - 30 reps for the week in napa, everyone ive spoken to thats been says its the way forward!! could wait till we get there n see what all the details are but it prob aroun 120 euros for the whole week wi food drinks games n max banter!
x
1 week ago
Tony Cheung
shavin your pubic hair will not rid u of crab infestation
Gavin
ricky chan where were you last night? the globe just wasnt the same.
it was typical stuff, the globe > morgan freeman bounce > bassment
we need to find a new place. i found a website with heaps of pubs and bars in aberdeen! we need to try a few of them for sure. especially the 3rd one www.infoslash.net
- Gerry and the pacemaker
got some cd's to take away wit us but you got a portable cd player you could take? x
